Teaser Tuesdays - Mistress by Mistake

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along!  Just do the following:

* Grab your current read

* Open to a random page

* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page

* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)

* Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

My Teasers:

Taken from Mistress by Mistake  by Maggie Robinson

[Pg 7] She slept as if dead, having the most delightful tipsy dream somewhere past midnight.  But when morning came and she found her nightgown hanging from a fat angel's head and a naked man with his lips planted firmly around her left nipple, she knew her dream was now a nightmare"

[Pg 58] When she realised where he was going to put the raspberry fool next, her mouth opened in protest.  Surely he would not do something so scandalous.  But he did"

This isn't the book I'm currently reading but I couldn't resist using these quotes.  You can read my review of Mistress by Mistake here